to-saunter-vaguely
svperbitch
New game: reblog this and add your Biker-of-the-Apocalypse name. Mine is “dog hair all over your clothes”
etacorvus
I finished good omens and omg that book was incredible, I had such a fun time reading it. Here is some art I made a few weeks ago 4 it!! I’m happy with how it went
ivyonthefence
seraph5
Mine is ‘baristas putting skinny milk in your coffee when you didn’t ask for it’
Mine is “unwanted hyperfixation on a show that isn’t even coming out for two months.”
skyline-sunset-in-my-veins
starlightfirefly
Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain.
Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!
skyline-sunset-in-my-veins
ingenueur
does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss
HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT
John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare
kalewolfson
sandfordsmostwanted
Masha The Hero
They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
oh good I was worried
What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.
they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero
Hero cat
Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.
See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.
Reblogging for the good kitty
sarahseeandersen
threadless
flashbastardwithsunglasses
bettercalllacho