Tumbling Like Alice

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Hamlet: what a piece of work is man, how-

[Horatio walks by]

Hamlet:

Hamlet:…how…noble in reason

Hamlet: how infinite in faculty

Hamlet: in form and moving how express and admirable

Hamlet: in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god. the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals.

Rosencrantz: *LOUD FAKE COUGH*

Hamlet: !!!

Hamlet:

Hamlet:

Hamlet: *embarrassed, hurriedly continuing* and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust…

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Professor: Who is Hamlet in love with?

A het: Hamlet is only in love with Ophelia, no one else.

A different het: No one, he just wants to bang his mom.

Me, a gay homosexual who has read Hamlet and remembers the intensely homoerotic ride-or-die bond that he and Horatio had, and also that bisexual is a thing people can be:

[hammyyourmemeisshowing]

Okay so

A couple days ago I overhead some kids in my chemistry class ask another kid to describe the ending of Hamlet, and. And just. Read it, please:

“Okay, so then Laeretes stabs Hamlet and is like, ‘Haha’

And then Hamlet is all, ‘No U’ and stabs him back

Then Gertrude says ‘imma die now—by the way i think I was poisoned’

Everyone goes ‘oh fuck’

Yeah so then Hamlet is like, ‘No U’ and throws his drink in Claudius’s face (and he dies)

Then Laeretes says ‘ha you deserved it’ and dies

And then Hamlet’s about to die so Horatio is all ‘No Me’ and tries to yeet the poison into his mouth but Hamlet is all ‘No ME, not u’ and dies

So then Fortinbras comes in and is like ‘oh shit whaddup’”

[claraschinman]

• substitute teacher: "i think horatio is the only person in the play hamlet really loved."
• me: finally. the content i came for.

[hamdeny]

and here are some of the gayest stage directions from my production of hamlet

[pitiful-ambitions]

To quote Hamlet, Act III, scene iii, line 87

[mavrikij]

it’s 2018 and we still discuss about blonde hamlet or dark-haired hamlet.

y’all know what? hamlet was a chaotic neutral redhead. change my mind

[binary-bird]

i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

[binary-bird]

carry your bf like a fashionable handbag

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.