Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ Everyone who thinks this is dumb, it’s a crossguard.
Whoever this Sith lord is he looked at the last few...
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Everyone who thinks this is dumb, it’s a crossguard.

Image detailing the parts of a sword

Whoever this Sith lord is he looked at the last few decades of lightsaber combat and saw Anakin/Vader, General Grievous, Count Dooku and Luke Skywalker all have arms cut off and went “fuck that, none of that for me”. 

This is a smart lightsaber.

roysyesterdayjam

Someone got an A+ in History of Lightsaber Battles 101.

oneokrydon

You’re not supposed to potentially dismember YOURSELF on a crossguard.

newyorksjojo

Now that I think about it, though, a lightsaber crossguard is the only viable option for a lightsaber. Nothing else would block a lightsaber from hitting your hand. Sure, it can be dangerous if mishandled, but remember that if you’re not properly trained in the Force you can’t even align the technology in your lightsaber without it just exploding.

It still looks really funny though. Ow, the edge.

shadgandel

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Lightsaber-resistant_materials

somewhatlargerobot

Cortosis yo. The handles aren’t saber proof, so it sucks as a crossguard. A simple crossguard of cortosis would not only look better, but probably save your fingers in the long run.

dirty-glasses

Or Mandalorian iron, or phrik. Something that’s lightsaber-resistant/immune that isn’t MORE LIGHTSABER

pitahegao

wtf nerds chill SW