Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sex education at its finest

jessicakrh

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

darrencrisscrosschrist

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

piccolowasablackman

"Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!"

"You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?"

"Why are they 7.69 for 10!!"

"Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?"

ursamajor

crying laughing omigod

chamtea

CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT

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Mabel is a lot smarter than anyone gives her credit for, and she knows in her core that Dipper’s quest for maturity is, in itself, immature. So whenever he takes himself too seriously, it is her duty to knock him down a peg. If Dipper is just relaxing and having a good time, Mabel will not give him any harassment. The moment he starts getting too big for his britches, she starts acting intentionally dumb and goofy to get him to take himself less seriously and chill out a little bit. There’s a constant tension of Dipper trying to grow up too fast and Mabel trying to subconsciously keep him in that kid space where he should be.
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“Happy 503 followers day~ Steve gets back from a Stark party dressed nice(ish :P) and just a little tipsy from the super scientifically enhanced wine for super soldiers, just as Bucky returns from a mission. Bucky then has to take...
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Happy 503 followers day~ Steve gets back from a Stark party dressed nice(ish :P) and just a little tipsy from the super scientifically enhanced wine for super soldiers, just as Bucky returns from a mission. Bucky then has to take care, and clean up after, horny baby Steve, who thinks they are dating and they aRE NOT. So this is how they end up sharing their first kiss since the 40’s~! anyway that is the dream that inspired this picture, Amen.

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Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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lohelim

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

r b this is the same face he makes in the elevator in Winter Soldier steve rogers captain america silent storytelling ghost post