Tumbling Like Alice

[what-alchemy]

[dannyrand]

You like talking to yourself. That’s cool. A lot of people do. You know, I like singing in the shower. Yeah, I know it’s not really the same thing but I wouldn’t want anyone to hear it.

[markruffalo]

Here is the fan shirt designed in support of Water Defense. They are only available for 21 days so get yours now at represent.com/markbuffalo now!

[the-page-mistress]

[dajo42]

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

[samandriel]

This is so useful

[tseecka]

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

• c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

• c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

• Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

[cassandrugs]

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

[seeyainanotherlife]

wow

[katzmatt]

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

[evanescent-fallen-angel]

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

[the-page-mistress]

[nachosinthetardis]

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

[paimon001]

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

[gingergiggles]

He was never meant to escape.

[queensuperwholock]

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[the-page-mistress]

[bitchbot]

if i were to touch dwayne johnson’s butt would that be considered hitting rock bottom??

[birddad]

[shadowsfate]

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

[boomboxgod]

[bringmethefalloutsirens]

I found Pete Wentz’s hair at party city

[birddad]

[squigglydigg]

I’m so goddamn sorry

[squigglydigg]

I PUT REAL EFFORT INTO REAL ART AND THIS IS THE GODDAMN THING THAT GETS OVER A THOUSAND NOTES.  I HATE EVERYTHING

[avengersobsession]

[thefemalefury]

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…