Tumbling Like Alice

[martacat]

[atzulastorm]

10 Favorite Disney Villains:
↪(#9) Helga Sinclair
"And relax, he doesn’t bite… often”

[poppypicklesticks]

I came down the chimney

Ho, ho, ho 

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

[m0ondust]

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

[saricahjessicaparker]

[nickimlnaj]

Nicki Minaj performing at the IHeartRadio Music Festival.

[i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch]

[kammartinez]

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

[i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch]

[kevinsanoposts]

Six hundred goddamn AD

[pinkypyro]

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

[bazook]

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

[tranquille96]

Omg the notes

[i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch]

[thebusinessend]

IT TASTES LIKE  THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.

[ghostyon]

/!\DO NOT BITE THE JOLLY RANCHERS/!\

[birddad]

[ohawkguy]

x

[jeremiagoeswoah]

[raspberrychainsaw]

"Single Ladies"

[savedchicken]

OOOOOOOOH MY GOD

[d3athclaw-archive]

[motdef]

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

[porkskins]

everything is good