Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mothbug

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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thebumblebeetheory

*gets assigned two chapters of a book to read* Aw what the hell I don’t have time for this. 

*reads a thirty chapter fanfic in one night*

about me except more like plot a thirty chapter fanfic in one night but i do read fanfic too or i try to between the work and the writing and the plotting it's hard to find time to read but i swear i want to everyone in this fandom writes so well i always feel so jealous ABOUT FUCKING ME