Anonymous asked:
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
Anonymous asked:
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
sirthursday answered:
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
every time you reblog this you’re allowing it to fly even further. it’s almost beautiful
lalo really must have been thinking only with his dick during the firepit scene bc nacho is soooo emo, basically already wearing a mourning veil and throwing one last fistful of dirt into the man’s grave, and lalo is sitting there like: “tomorrow i’m gonna show u around 💖😉💖😉💖😉 hehehhe halfway to becoming a salamanca 🍆🍆💦💦 go get my good booze from the bar handsome u deserve it 😘🥰🫶🫶🫶😻😻”
karlavhh asked:
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
(Either of these would ✨️kill me✨️)
el-michoacano answered:
Here you go, love! 🖤
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“I wish we weren’t out in public…” They very much were, though. They’d been at this party of Eladio’s for hours. It was to celebrate their takeover of Fring’s operation, and they couldn’t simply leave, or they already would have. They were, after all, the guests of honor.
“Why?” Nacho knew why. The hand on his thigh under the table was all the explanation he needed. He took a sip from his glass of tequila. It was the best he’d ever tasted, and he didn’t mind sticking around, if only for the booze. They were on a pedestal here, and after the initial pats on the back and vigorous handshakes, no one had given them a second glance. Fucking cartel, Nacho thought with an amused roll of his eyes. Even Marco and Leonel seemed to be having a good time wheeling don Hector around through the throng, his bell chiming every so often. There was pride in the sound. Nacho had worried about Aurelia being here, but she was on Domingo’s arm now, whispering something to him that had his whole face going cherry red.
“You know why, cariño.” Lalo grinned at him, bright enough that Nacho could see it in the dim light of the torches around the pool. His voice was nearly lost under the chatter of the other dons and the laughter of the hired girls carrying drinks and sitting in laps. “You just like hearing me say it.”
He wasn’t wrong. Nacho said, “So say it.”
35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule
12 year old me: Totally get it man
"you can't just relate everything back to this ship" prepare to be stunned and amazed at how little control i have over my own brain