Tumbling Like Alice

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
skyline-sunset-in-my-veins thepenismightierandallthat
honestlyiamironman

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

samuel-vimes

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

hachestark

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

nationalbuttlickersassociation

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

capitolprostitute

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.
the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

destielkills

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins totallybasedontruth
darkarcherprince:
“ fbangx:
“ hotyoutubersex:
“ straight-blazin-all-day-long:
“ re-blogueiro:
“
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men...
re-blogueiro

image

Do not lie to me tumblr

image

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

image

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

image

The men of tumblr win

image

i could dig it. 

image

Seem’s legit tbf

image

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

image

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

image

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

image

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

image

image

image

image

image

image

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

straight-blazin-all-day-long

LMFAO

hotyoutubersex

hats off to the men of tumblr.

fbangx

*bows down* for the man of tumblr

darkarcherprince

FUCK IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG FOR OVER 20 YEARS!

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins atomiclesbian
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
“ french-techno-robots:
“ beepish:
“ mr-cappadocia:
“ “Had sex with”
“She first slept with”
“would have regular intercourse”
“three counts of sexual intercourse”
A Nation run by Feminists… where a grown woman can fuck an...
mr-cappadocia

"Had sex with"

"She first slept with"

"would have regular intercourse"

"three counts of sexual intercourse"

A Nation run by Feminists… where a grown woman can fuck an eight year old boy repeatedly and the word “Rape” isn’t mentioned once.

Why? Because thanks to Feminists what she did isn’t considered rape.

And another Woman reaps the benefits of Feminist driven policy. Even if that means she can fuck/molest an eight year old boy repeatedly over the course of two years and get out a year after being sentenced.

beepish

this article was written by Kieran Corcoran, a quick google search revealing him to be a man. it was a man who believed that a boy couldn’t be raped by a woman, because a lot of men don’t believe that to be possible.

feminists are trying to work against that notion but it’s hard to do that when you keep blaming them for a thing that is a condition of a patriarchal society.

french-techno-robots

seriously, believing men can’t be raped is a result of misogynism, because women are “weak” and can’t hurt anyone, it stems from the same place that makes men think it’s cute when a girl’s angry, “Calm down sweetie.” Feminists care about all rape victims, don’t you dare pin this on us.

assbutt-in-the-garrison

I am a feminist and I’m here to tell you that any real feminist would never condone this, and would certainly never just call it “sexual intercourse”. This is rape. And 8 year old child cannot consent. Period.