Tumbling Like Alice

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thegoodghosts:
“ “I had my jacket off to dance with a lady friend, right? And uh, and an older gentleman, who looked like Ted Knight from Caddyshack, pulls me aside and says, ‘Son, do you have a date tonight?’ And I say, ‘Yes.’ And he says, ‘Is that...
thegoodghosts

“I had my jacket off to dance with a lady friend, right? And uh, and an older gentleman, who looked like Ted Knight from Caddyshack, pulls me aside and says, ‘Son, do you have a date tonight?’ And I say, ‘Yes.’ And he says, ‘Is that her?’ And I say, ‘Why, yes.’ And he says, ‘Well, a gentleman never takes off his jacket. You should wear your jacket right now.’ And uh, it hurt my feelings a little bit, it made me - it made me a little sad, but I put on my jacket. So, my jacket is back on because I am a gentleman.”

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