Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lornrocks fuckingrapeculture
fuckingrapeculture:
“[Picture shows someone doing squats in front of the machine]
chameleonchild:
“ fibrodeathmatch:
“ missingagloe:
“ startnowstopnever:
“ assquat:
“ fuckfatgettinghealthy:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts...
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Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

fuckfatgettinghealthy

Bring this to America ASAP!

assquat

Bring it on sister!

startnowstopnever

Wow i need this as an opener for the door of my fridge

missingagloe

ehhhh this makes me uncomfy.  I don’t like the idea that able bodied people have the chance to bypass paying actual money and disabled people don’t.  

fibrodeathmatch

That was the sound of my knees screaming in agony. 

chameleonchild

I kind of really hate this, invest the fucking money in making the subway more accessible for EVERYONE. Instead of rewarding an already privileged group of people, and discrimination against the unable by setting up a rewards system which is completely inaccessible for them. 

fuckingrapeculture

[Picture shows someone doing squats in front of the machine]

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins rodoviel
penny-kallisto

AT MY BROTHER’S SCHOOL BAND SHOWCASE THERE WAS A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GOT TO CONDUCT THE BAND WITH THE SONG OF THEIR CHOICE AND THE GUY WHO WON CHOSE THE STAR TREK THEME SONG AND BEFORE HE STARTED CONDUCTING HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DRAMATICALLY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND HE WAS WEARING A FUCKING STARFLEET UNIFORM UNDERNEATH IM DYING

irodemycamelintoabridge

I dont know what to say