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cute lil fall out boy story time okay yay

so this is a collection of some of the photos i have with fall out boy u can only put ten in a photoset but the others are p much the same anyway omg

so the first time we met them was in march the day after i totally didnt sneak into one of their clubshows underage what are you talking about and patrick sat down and spoke to us for like more than half an hour and he talked to us about hiatus and how they didnt think anyone would care that they were back and they were really surprised and grateful for the amount of support they had received and i got him to write out my tattoo for me and he took a photo of us on his phone so if u wanna see a pic of me and my friends hit up patricks twitter omg and he sat and spoke with us while he waited for the rest of the dudes to show up and when i was talking to pete he was like you’re all really polite you must have nice families and it was really sweet and andy and joe were literally the cutest humans ever i am still not over it and it was fabulous

the second time we met them was in melbourne this october because me and lauren went to three out of the four shows they did in australia ((we didnt go to the fourth because it was the same night of my graduation it was very sad i literally tried to get out of it omg)) and their flight was a similar time to ours and my friend asked patrick if he remembered us and he was like of course i still have the photo on my phone and it was really cute but it was really rushed because they had to go to soundcheck and the security was like no but they were still all so nice omg

the third time we just met patrick after their show in brisbane bc lauren and i were looking for our hotel and they were staying close to where were we thought we were staying ((which was in fact very far away from where we were actually staying)) and we saw them getting out of their van and they waved at us and pete blew us a kiss and patrick mouthed at us that he was going to be back in a minute so we were like o okay cool so he came back out after getting changed and stuff and he spoke to us for like 15 minutes and he thanked us for coming to all the shows and was like ‘will i you guys next tour?’ and we were like of course you will and at the show pete threw me a shirt and ok what happened was he saw me in the crowd and made eye contact and he kinda smiled at me and then pointed to his pocket and then winked at me and i was like sure okay whatever but then at the end of the set he throws me this shirt like really really low so the other girls couldnt get it and now i have a one of a kind fall out boy shirt and i asked patrick to thank pete for me and he was like ‘oh YOU got the shirt’ and he sounded really happy and i was like yes yes i did and it was really nice and i miss them and i want them to tour again right now  

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a summary of everything good that happened in 2013

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Women, I’ve had a billion gins, so I’m going to give you all the advice you need for 2014:
1) Only hang out with people who make you feel comfortable and happy.
2) Get a bra you can dance in. I highly recommend the Marie-jo from Rigby & Peller. Spendy, but a life-time sex-dance investment.
3) Find what you would do for free, and try and find a way to get paid for it as your job. Everything good in the world comes from love.
4) Drink shit-tons of gin and listen to Daft Punk, Lorde, MIA, Kanye West and prime Bowie. All your revolutionary needs will be met.
5) Read as many books as you can - every book you read means you absorb another life. It’s the most pleasurable power-up ever.
6) You don’t need mascara if you’re wearing eye-liner. Spend your spare fiver on tights.
7) Never complain, never explain. No-one is paying you for either. Shine on you crazy diamond. Carry on your mission.
8) Ghostbusters is the greatest film ever because the main protagonists never fall out with each other. There is a lesson here.
9) Hair looks its best two days after washing, pumped with dry shampoo, and back-combed. YOU DON’T NEED A HAIRDRESSER.
10) A wobbly belly is the sexy birthright of all women.
12) (is it 12? I’m pissed) Always presume everyone you are dealing with has recently received bad news. Be gentle & forgiving.
13) There has never been a party better than eating a baked potato on the sofa watching “Cheers.”
14) The best eye-liner is Rimmel.
15) The best deodorant is 24-Hour Sure. Spray-ons don’t work. If you’re very sweaty, buy under-arm pads.
19) (literally lost count) full a pot with sunflower oil, salt & essential oil for the world’s cheapest shower exfoliant/moisturiser.
20) Become sweatily exhilarant at least three times a week - dancing, swimming, listening to music, walking. Exercise your body like a dog.
21) Feel fat? a) FUCK THE PATRIARCHY b) princess-line. This is the dress-shape that makes everything better.
53) When in doubt, listen to “Heroes” by David Bowie. You will always know what to do afterwards.
23) All concepts of Hell are simply the idea of you suffering for being unkind.
24) Sailors fighting in the dance-hall. Oh man, look at those cave-men go.
473) “And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you take.”
1974) If you don’t feel “normal”, your mission is to make your abnormal “normal”. I refer you, again, to David Bowie.
183636) Similarly, freaks, when people say, “That is not what we do,” you reply, “That is not what we do - YET.”
And then you smoke a cigarette whilst “Let’s Dance” plays.
bong) give me your hands, because you’re wonderful
48373) tights, boots, shorts, t-shirt, revolution.
HOT TRAMP I LOVE YOU SO. Mum says I have to get off the internet now.
*expansive arm gesture* PEOPLE ON STREETS *is put into bed*
“I want to do great things, as men do.”
Caitlin Moran welcomes 2014 (via gogoartqueen)