Roberto Ferri, Lucifero
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happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
Some council meeting, huh?
We’re two members short.
I think we should make some new rules before they get back.
They call me.
i’m literally blogging from a puddle of tears on the floor

“My ladies need me, Luke!”