Tumbling Like Alice

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tumblr user discovers there’s no difference between men and women

literally no difference whatsoever

humans all have the same genitalia and chromosomes

the patriarchy crumbles as a new era of world peace is ushered in and they get a nobel prize for their outstanding discovery

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Regardless of this outstanding discovery, the human race decides to separate itself into groups based on whether or not they like potatoes

The potatriarchy forms

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sinnersvibes:
“He’s my best friend. Obviously he’s still in the band for a reason, it’s not like I’m waiting for someone to go “Oh yeah, you know, Pete sucks" and I’ll go like “Yes! Thank you, now he’s totally fired!“ No, he’s my best friend and he’s...
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He’s my best friend. Obviously he’s still in the band for a reason, it’s not like I’m waiting for someone to go “Oh yeah, you know, Pete sucks" and I’ll go like “Yes! Thank you, now he’s totally fired!" No, he’s my best friend and he’s absolutely important. He’s invaluable. I wouldn’t be here without him. I’ll hear things like, “Your voice is great but Pete’s really lame" and it’s like, well, Pete’s the only guy who got me to sing. I wasn’t a singer until Pete saw it in me. So I don’t particularly see value in me being a singer but he does and he’s always my cheerleader, trying to keep me going. So I am the musician I am pretty much because of Pete. And I’m not even saying I’m that great a musician. I’m saying if there’s anyone that thinks I am, all the thanks goes to Pete.

- Patrick Stump on Pete Wentz.