woW I THOUGHT HE WAS WEAREING KNEE-HIGH WHITE SOCKS OVER HIS PANTS BUT HES JUST A PASTY-ASS DUDE
woW I THOUGHT HE WAS WEAREING KNEE-HIGH WHITE SOCKS OVER HIS PANTS BUT HES JUST A PASTY-ASS DUDE
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today

“Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
Let’s all take a moment to consider the fact that one of the few Robin Hood movies to actually cast a British actor as Robin Hood was a goofy Mel Brooks parody flick.
Really let that sink in.
no but one time my friend was working at these stables and this guy turned up for an evening riding session so she took him to see the sunset on the beach
she didnt realise that man was jude law
she accidentally dated jude law
#best fucking AU ever
So yeah anyone who knows of fanfiction that goes like this can send me links? *w*