Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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arnanduh: “ shittyme: “ “ ionlyblogturtles: “ livingmywayeveryday: “ “ “ vickified: “ “ “ “ “If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?” ” lol yes, so then i can shave. ” ” Has anyone written a book...
vickified

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

lol yes, so then i can shave.

livingmywayeveryday

Has anyone written a book about this yet? I think it’d be interesting!!!!!!

ionlyblogturtles

     One minute, 37 seconds.
     My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.
     One minute, 29 secods.
     I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.
     One minute, six seconds.
     Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me.
      54 seconds.
     Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t  my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?
     30 seconds.
     Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.
     25 seconds.
     That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.
     20 seconds.
     I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.
     19. Faster.
     18. Quicker.
     17. More rapid.
     16.  It’s racing.
     Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.
     My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.
     10 seconds.
     The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.
     5. My heart has given up entirely.
     4. I stop walking.
     3. Just waiting left.
     2. Everything is about to change.
     1. Deep breath.

     0000 d 00 h  00 m  00 s

     Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.
     “Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?”
     As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”

shittyme

^^^ THIS IS AMAZING

arnanduh

i think youre gonna write the book i nominate you you have no choice go get writing now

lornrocks

Do people realize this concept/photo is from a movie called TiMER? It’s on Netflix, it’s very good.

lornrocks
angryfeministlucifer: “toughtink: “ maskedbunny: “ jujukitten: “ darkpuck: “ slackeremeritus: “ fluffmugger: “ (source) Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide...

angryfeministlucifer:

toughtink:

maskedbunny:

jujukitten:

darkpuck:

slackeremeritus:

fluffmugger:

(source)

Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.

Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?

WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS

I… what? A woman rescues two people but you want to talk about the wardrobe malfunction. I haven’t had enough caffeine for this bullshit yet.

And people wonder why I get my news from OTD_P these days.

Wow. Priorities…

OMG a nipple! SCANDALOUS!!!

Honestly, she probably doesn’t care that her boob fell out of her suit. Her son and nanny are alive. People, stop trying to make boobs taboo. It ridiculous. SHE’S A FREAKING HERO!

Oh, society, with your organized dehumanization of women through the media.

I hate you in ways I didn’t think possible.