i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking

do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers

I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.
Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’
Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.
I WANT YOUR FATHER

Good news! The Mayan calendar ends & we all die tomorrow so we don’t have to plan for the future! Hence, I’m not wearing a condom right now! But now that I think of it I never wear condoms when I’m fully clothed & checking my email.
Remus Lupin was supposed to be on the H.I.V. metaphor. It was someone who had been infected young, who suffered stigma, who had a fear of infecting others, who was terrified he would pass on his condition to his son. And it was a way of examining prejudice, unwarranted prejudice towards a group of people. And also, examining why people might become embittered when they’re treated that unfairly.
J.K. Rowling. (via siriusbingers)
#close laptop lid #fling self on bed #let out pained wail of agony #repeat as needed
(via crownlands)