saricahjessicaparker
ladydreamspeed
nerdibi
Baby shark
deathblogs
That seemingly heterosexual, fictional, character cannot be canonically made into a homosexual character !
That is wrong, goes against what has been shown previously, there has never ever ever been any hint to this, and there is no exception to this rule !
How dare you even slightly imply that a fictional character can have anything except for the horribly incorrect notion that sexuality is strictly heterosexual or homosexual (DON’T YOU DARE MENTION BISEXUAL, ASEXUAL, PANSEXUAL, SOUL-SEXUAL, OR ANYTHING ELSE, YOU HEATHEN).
Don’t you ever imply that a fictional character could possibly have complexities that real humans can, especially when it comes to sexual fluidity !
It will ruin the character as a whole, and make every aspect of their bad-ass, fictional life a completely wasted lie !
All sarcasm aside, simply placing a more basic sexuality on a fictional character is, in my opinion, easier to do than to attempt to break down sexualities for the viewers/readers, particularly when you are trying to explain a character to somebody else that may possibly get into the show/movie/book/etc. Simply stating that ‘xxx is hetero/homo/bi/a/sexual in general’ is far easier than something like 'xxx is generally asexual with slightly heterosexual tendencies with the exception of yyy’ and then having to further explain things due to whatever reason. While I am more than happy to do such things, it’s not always the easiest and sometimes better to simply do a 'cop-out.’ And not every character needs something so complex.
Another note, those that like to pair two characters that are the same gender together, though they have been shown with the opposite gender canonically, please don’t simply start saying they are homosexual. It would be better to say bisexual, though I still see that as incorrect due to wrongfully labeling them. But that gets into the whole sexuality being fluid argument that can be so very hard to explain at times (and boy do I like simplicity sometimes), I won’t reprimand somebody for stating bisexual, it’s at least closer to being correct.
Carry on.
Also, man I hope people get the gifs that I used. If not, 100% need to go to that link I posted above them.
lornrocks
xel1980
it looks like one of those shark squeak toys it’s adorable
PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER
it’s ok friend i’m sure that’s what they did
sharks and most fish can survive a little while out of the water without doin any damage, enough to take a picture like this one anyway
this isn’t a fishing boat it’s just a pier with some recreational fishers so they probably have no interest in keeping it, they just wanted a picture of this lil cutie so there’s no need to fret buddy
This is like the kindest response ever.
i’ve literally forgotten that people can be nice since tumblr
lornrocks
bitch-stole-my-lembas-deactivat
You talk to them about Boromir and they say he’s an asshole that just tries to take the Ring away from Frodo. You talk to them about Thorin and they say he’s an asshole because he doesn’t like Bilbo for a long part of the movie. You talk to them about Theoden and...
geekoletta
sabellart
