I have a theory that Thorin only pounded on the door at Bag End because he tried ringing the bell, and then knocked like a normal person, but they couldn’t hear it over the singing. and he’s standing out there in the cold like “these bitches are partying without me”
that moment when jen represents the tumblr users who never get asks
Sherlock is inspired.
SHERLOCK NO
NO THAT’S BAD
If a man I loved did this to me I would kick his arse. Bitch
OMG, Thorin, is that what you looked like when you were Kili’s age? How embarassing! I bet you never told him about that.
Look at those rosy, bare cheeks!






