Tumbling Like Alice

[lornrocks]

[vintage-tumblah]

have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life

[lornrocks]

[gingerhaze]

there’d better be a part in The Hobbit 2 where Thranduil and Thorin have a kegstand contest and then Thorin wins and Thrandy gets mad and sends him to the dungeons because he’s a sore loser and then gets obsessed over training Legolas to hold his liquor so that if he ever gets in a drinking contest with a dwarf he can win back his family’s honor.

someone reminded me it was Tolkien day so I drew that thing. I’m sure ol’ JRR would be proud if he were here today.

[geekoletta]

[bleizez]

Thorin Oakenshield, majestic in any occasion.

Meanwhile Balin:

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[heysammy]

is this a merlin tribute episode? this is a merlin tribute episode

[thewinchesterswagger]

PLEASE

[geekoletta]

[goodfeelsforbadguys]

Hardcore jacket porn.

[sometimesshakespeare]

Those are amazing jackets.

[geekoletta]

[dreadelion]

i like to call it healthy sibling rivalry

[slashyking]

“Your sorry excuse for body hair is why you can’t get a date, dear brother.”

“And what of your beard? Puny, without your moustache and braids, I’d hardly tell the difference between yourself and a young maiden.”

“Don’t tell me you can appreciate this thick fur,” Gesturing to his chest.

“Yes, well. You’re beard is still short.”

“I heard no complaint last evening.” Kili shut his mouth at that, wide eyed and staring at the smug grin on his older brother’s face. Clearing his throat, he stuck out his chest.

“Very well, you have won this round. But the war has just begun. Just wait, my beard will be just as thick as the fog that tops the Misty Mountains and as black as  raven’s plumes.”

Fili pulled the short stubble on Kili’s chin and made him yelp.

“I wish you luck on that, brother. I sincerely do.” In retaliation, Kili tugged a braid on his brother’s head before running off, throwing back a hardy laugh as Fili chased after him.

[dreadelion]

[geekoletta]

‘The Hobbit’ Snags Three Oscar Nominations for 2013!

[thorinbaggins]

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING

[weaponizedwit]

THE ACADEMY KNOWS MAJESTIC HAIR WHEN THEY SEE IT.

[geekoletta]

[karasnapeprince]

[lornrocks]

[blackmoods]

Even now, his sanity is wearing thin. It has been four and a half months, Sherlock. How much longer do you think his ordinary mind will be able to endure your lie? MH

Stop it. SH

Do not ever refer to John as ‘ordinary’ again. SH

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The Ring of Thorin Oakenshield

Thorin bears upon his finger a ring with a deep blue stone caged in silver. A seal and symbol of his status, the ring proclaims Thorin’s sovereignty as King Under the Mountain, a destiny unfulfilled so long as the Dragon remains in Erebor.

An elegant expression of Dwarven jewel and metal craft, the ring is also a reminder every day of that which has been lost – the Mountain, his home, a kingdom and his pride.