Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
Dulce Pinzon-
Everyday heroes, mexican immigrants in New York doing everyday activities. Dulce Pinzon intends to show them as Superheroes.
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.
A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).
This is how you do big gestures.
wow. wow wow wow.
if someone proposed to me like this I’d say yes on the spot…
WHAT A GOOD, BRO
YOU STRAIGHT UP COSPLAYED AND ROLE PLAYED WITH YOUR FIANCE
AND INCLUDED SOMETHING SHE ENJOYED
FOUR FOR EVERYTHING YES
Okay, I am almost never ever down for surprise proposals ever, but this one strikes me right.
i still think Mary is going to die with her unborn baby
We are so, so fucked
These guys are the type of people who would buy you a puppy, make you love the puppy, and then butcher the puppy in front of your eyes, over the corpses of your whole family, while you’re being devoured by sharks.
Make no mistake. We’re in for a world of pain.
EWHAT WHAT WAIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
NAOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
So wait…what was this about?
So when I need to learn to draw someone I tend to take notes on the shapes in their face. It may have gotten a little more detailed than necessary…
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