Harry Potter films + Christmas
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
Drunk and Poor
I accidentally had a smidgen too much vodka and when peeps get drunk peeps peeps get chatty. Hi, I just wanted to say I’m out of phone internet and have been missing ya’ll a ton. I miss your loki. I miss your wild gesturing. I miss the overwhelming ships. I miss your comedic indignance. Probs because I’m poor and diversion would be nice. Not in any real world way like people living on the streets or single mothers under the age of 22 sometimes know. Not in anyway that could really be pitied. Just in an uncomfortable and indifferent way in which you can’t buy the people you love things at chistmas, struggle paying the meagre $100 rent your mum has been kind enough to ask instead of the full price she used to, in the way the you can’t get your teeth fixed and every day they hurt a bit and everyday they move further out of the alignment your parents dropped thousands of dollars fixing through your teens. Everything comes at once too. Mob and hard drive with a years worth of portfolio break at the same time. Get fined on a bullshit technicality on a train. Teeth. Rent. Petrol. Train tickets. Blegh!
Watched the Hobbit though. It was great :) still a bit miffed about the world getting DOS on the 13th while we’re made to wait till Boxing Day. Whatevs I’ll live. Never want to complain. I’ll have to stop one of these days. Make a really concerted effort not to. Only a few people listen to my rantings on this website anyway. They’re the ones I miss.
Acurate.
Actually today.
Yes
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
Yes.
IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH
TheClassic
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhh now I get that corn dildo that went by my dash a few weeks ago
*Clears Throat*
So uh…do I have to make my own Jorian art or what? This is worse then after X-men. People where hitting Cherick like a screen door in a hurricane. Jorians been going on nearly a month now and there’s barely anything. Come on people. Shake a leg :P
Commission dedicated to Clawfoottub! Trust Canada to come up with a sport named ‘murderball’.
You know butt pose: It’s when female characters on movie posters are posed juuuuust so, enabling the audience a view of both her chest and her derriere, while any male characters get to face the camera and be all action-y. Here are some Avengers-y examples (scroll down). And a more recent one from Divergent. Here’s another. And another. And another. And another. Tauriel has no truck with that nonsense. Now strike a pose, Legolas!
MUST REBLOG just look long and hard at this composition, you guys, it’s almost like CREATIVE TEAMS ARE GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO RECOGNIZE AND SUBVERT TRADITIONALLY OBJECTIFYING FRAMES OF REFERENCE happy thanksgiving ya’ll
i luv this because i’ve always firmly believed that legolas was given the cliched “girl” role in the LOTR movies. also i loathe butt-pose posters and this cheers me. i would definitely watch The Hobbit if it was about legolas being tauriel’s male girlfriend, instead of being about hobbits and dwarves. (sorry hobbit fans.)
I’ve read a review of the film.
I know whose girlfriend Tauriel is. I’m not saying.
I’m DELIGHTED this poster exists. I’m DELIGHTED Evangeline Lily has said what she said about her inclusion in this film. I’m DELIGHTED certain Tolkien fans are boycotting the movie because they hate the departures from the text (more room for NICE people in the theater)
I’m pretty sure Weta and PJ and Crew went to New Line and WB and said, “Do this, or we’ll make a fuss in the press - and we’ll win.”
Aw yissss. I need a copy of that poster for my best friend, haha.
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