Tumbling Like Alice

Sherlock Season 3

seraph5

Mary Morstan? Mary Moran? *quirks eyebrow* Gender swapped bad guy staying cosey with John so it would be easy for her to kill Sherlock when he returned?

strawberrypatty

What a clever idea, demonizing Mary, gutting her character and replacing it with a male character and making everything about Sherlock even though it doesn’t make any logical sense. I’ve never heard this theory before. You are a special snowflake.

seraph5

Sounds like something Moffat would do though doesn’t it? And hey I dont apprecite the tone dude just because ive predicted it doesnt mean i like it/want it to be that way. And since when did predicting something turn into a move that required ‘fucking fandom’ and your 'an individual snow flake’. Fuck you can’t even voice your thoughts around here without being shot to shit/blamed for things your not even in control of.

its-safer-i-stick-to-my-books:
“ angrynerdyblogger:
“ sparklinglikefireflies:
“ growing-old-isnt-growing-up:
“ speightbrigade:
“ archangel-bonding:
“ feferixmakara:
“ ilovefancyhats3214:
“ fenrirmakara:
“ also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers,...

fenrirmakara

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

ilovefancyhats3214

feferixmakara

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

archangel-bonding

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

speightbrigade

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

growing-old-isnt-growing-up

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.

And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

sparklinglikefireflies

You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..

angrynerdyblogger

This is amazing but PLEASE DO NOT LIGHT ZOMBIES ON FIRE.

Zombies burn, yes, but they are still human-bodied and the human body takes extreme temperatures to burn completely - temperatures only found in industrial incinerators and crematoriums, not temperatures from ignited clothing or even gasoline fires (and why would you want to waste fuel anyway?). Zombies are immune to pain and can function with extreme bodily damage. They will continue to come after you until the brain is damaged enough to kill them permanently, and bone does not burn easily.

This means you won’t just have zombies after you, but flaming zombies. They will ignite anything they walk past, which could be incredibly dangerous if you find yourself in cramped areas with them. If you are in a building, this is even worse - they will light fire to the building!

Now, not only do you have flaming zombies to worry about, but also smoke inhalation - and the smoke from burning zombie flesh will not be good for you, even if you do escape. Do not use fire in a zombie apocalypse unless you are absolutely sure you have it under control. Fire is not your friend and you are not its master. It is dangerous and unpredictable and you do not need any more hazards to worry about.

Only burn zombies if you have them trapped in a place that will not catch fire easily, you have a reliable escape route, and the fire can be controlled (for example, disposing of mass zombies in a fire pit). Otherwise, do not use fire.

its-safer-i-stick-to-my-books

Get yourself a good crowbar, metal baseball bat, or machete for a SECONDARY WEAPON. They’re excellent to have on your person, but if they are your primary weapon, that means you have let the zombies get way too close to your person. A machete or crowbar will give you much more distance than a hammer or a knife, and an axe or sword may be way too heavy to carry when on the move.

Your primary weapon should be a long distance weapon- all have pros and cons (I.E. Firearms are loud and attract attention, but their ammo is relatively easy to find, while crossbows are quiet and accurate, but arrows are not as easy to get ahold of.)

Never hole up in one place for too long. You can’t stay safe in one place forever- keep on the move.

GET LOTS OF SLEEP. No one can run on fumes forever. Get as much sleep as possible, sleep in shifts with other members of your group.

Zombies are in no way going to show mercy, and while it may seem like a good idea to stand and fight, it is much more effective to run if you have the chance. Unless you are going out to exterminate zombies specifically, trying to rid the world of them (which is a bad idea until after quite some time once the apocalypse starts) flight is better than fight. Standing your ground when you could easily run is a good way to become zombie chow.

Find somewhere remote that can be your safe haven. No, it won’t be totally safe. But keep away from big cities- they have more people, therefore they have more zombies. I personally have started learning to sail a boat so that when and if the apocalypse happens, I can get to my own remote place (whose location will not be disclosed. It’s frigging perfect, and not many people know about it.)

PLAN AHEAD. I personally am getting together a group for when and if this happens, and letting them know what the ultimate plan is. When the first signs come, I’ll be getting everyone together (who is still alive) and getting to that isolated location. (Any of you interested in being a part of my group, please contact me, and we’ll discuss it! Why am I the leader? Because I know the terrain of the location rather well, you’ve probably never heard of it, and I live in a rural location anyway. It is less likely for me to be the victim of a zombie attack when it begins than it is for some living in the city. Like I said, shoot me an ask regarding my zombie plan and maybe I’ll let you in on it!)

BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING PEOPLE.

seraph5

Lol I love this place