Tumbling Like Alice

lornrocks

i-wontdance

Ballet Dancers in random situations. Link Photos by Jordan Matter

http://iwontdance.com

bluemoon5510

This photo set is just so beautiful to me

ibongbakal

Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.

tom-sits-like-a-whore

don’t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers

lornrocks

The Five Stages of Grieving a Fictional Character

numba1fangirl

1. Denial
2. Denial
3. Denial
4. Denial
5. GUESS WHO THEY’RE BRINGING BACK

one-of-your-classmates

bioforge-darius-deactivated2014

keepmywhiskeyneat:
“ I can’t stop thinking about the one that got away.
Even though I haven’t seen you in years, there will always be a soft spot in my heart for you. I love you and miss you and hope that where ever you are, you are genuinely...

lornrocks

adventuretime:
“ Finn Pain Scale
When nursing student Janell suggested how kids in her pediatric ward might better respond to Finn’s face on the traditional “Wong-Baker Facial Grimace Scale,” Adventure Time character designer Matt Forsythe drew up...

lornrocks

I signed on to do [Thor] before there was a script. And Ken, who’s amazing, who is so incredible, was like, ‘You can really help create this character’. I got to read all of these biographies of female scientists like Rosalind Franklin who actually discovered the DNA double helix but didn’t get the credit for it. The struggles they had and the way that they thought – I was like, ‘What a great opportunity, in a very big movie that is going to be seen by a lot of people, to have a woman as a scientist’. She’s a very serious scientist. Because in the comic she’s a nurse and now they made her an astrophysicist. Really, I know it sounds silly, but it is those little things that makes girls think it’s possible. It doesn’t give them a [role] model of ‘Oh, I just have to dress cute in movies’

Natalie Portman, on playing Jane Foster. (x)

Four for you, Natalie.

(via glintglimmergleam)

lornrocks

how many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.
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A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
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A: [4000 words from the narrator about his feelings on his childhood circumcision]
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A: War is hell.
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A: He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him.
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A: You wouldn’t understand.
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A: He swore curses at his coworkers. He was making a lot of money. Fuck.
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A: This neighborhood in New York City was very different from the other neighborhood in New York City he’d just been in.
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A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
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A: [4000 words about an isolated encounter with a service worker that borders on racist and goes nowhere]
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A: “The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?
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A: This lightbulb is inauthentic.
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A: ”It’s only the institution I have a problem with,” he explained to the empty bar.
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A: The time had come for him to go to war, and also find himself, and also reject the rules of your society.
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A: His alcoholism was different, because someday he was going to die.
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A: [Nothing happens for 450 pages; receives fourteen awards]