“is that real?”
Adulthood is an endless list of stupid shit you only start figuring out after school as if you were Primitive Man inventing the wheel for the first time.
"Oh, so that’s why salt and pepper shakers are useful,” she realized, finally, at the age of 33.
"I shouldn’t have microwaved that," he said,...
Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day
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