too. much. cute.
- Bernard, you can’t survive on the mushrooms in your hair!
- I’m FINE.
WHEN YOU DRIVE INTO THE CITY THERES A GIANT YELLOW CHEESESTICK THING AND IT PISSES ME OFF EVERYSINGLE TIME LIKE IM GETTING ANGRY JKUST LOOKING AT PICURES OF IT
WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK IS ITS PURPOOSEEEEEE
EXCUSE YOU! IT WOULDN’T BE MELBOURNE WITHOUT RIDICULOUS MODERN ART EVERYWHERE
LIKE THIS RANDOM ASS PIECE OF A SUNKEN LIBRARY

OR WHATEVER THE HELL THESE THINGS ARE BESIDE THE RIVER


I love my city. I love the random radical weather changes. I love the ridiculous abundance of hipsters of all ages. I love that i can see trees pretty much wherever I am. I even love that statistically trains run late 2 out of 3 times because the excuse ‘the train was late/cancelled/ siting outside flinders street for like 20 minutes’ works consistently and is met with solidarity at Uni.
I hate to be “that guy" who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
I hope Quentin Tarantino won an award for WORST AUSTRALIAN ACCENT EVER in Django Unchained
He has some serious competition from Those Guys Who Tried Really Hard in Pacific Rim.
Yeah, Id give Quentin 9 out of ten for worst ever Aussie accent and 8 for pacific rim Aussie heroes.
Um can we make wax seals a thing again? Cause these are just classy as fuck.
Wax Seals | BacktoZero
An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.
oMG