Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
infiniteaonchai
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

musingsaboutnothing

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

benedictusantonius

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

theprettiestman

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

johnlockinyourface

GANDALF THE GAY

lucygoosey88

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

booksandcatslover

Touching your face/nose when you’re saying something is a clear sign you’re lying, sir… U.U

randomlittlespark

I wonder if she ever just stops and goes, “There’s a disturbance gay force."