Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
infiniteaonchai
thenizu

“How English sounds to non-English speakers”


English speakers, I assure you that this is very accurate! I can understand English much better now, but this is pretty much what I was able to get when I started to slowly learn your language: I suppose it’s normal, but I could just understand sentences like “yeah sure" (or “fucking asshole", since swear words are always the easier to learn) and an occasional word here and there.

I wonder how much they studied to be able to build this little movie, because it’s really impressive and well done!

castielssomebody

WE SOUND LIKE SIMS

infiniteaonchai
dressedinslowmotion

Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.

hotbiochemist

man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal

Car Horns

Is it just me or do horns always sound like your really angry? Like when you press the horn you wanna say ‘hey I know your probably texting or something but your stopped in the middle of the road and I don’t really mind cause I’m not in a rush or anything but it might be a good idea to move along or park or whatever since its kind of illegal. Just so you know, have a nice day’ but when you do press it even lightly it sure sounds like 'HEY FUCKFACE GET OUT OF MY WAY’

car horns is it just me
saricahjessicaparker

The moment when Harry takes Draco's wand

  • J. K. Rowling: I said to Arthur, my American editor - we had an interesting conversation during the editing of seven - the moment when Harry takes Draco's wand, Arthur said, God, that's the moment when the ownership of the Elder wand is actually transferred? And I said, that's right. He said, shouldn't that be a bit more dramatic? And I said, no, not at all, the reverse. I said to Arthur, I think it really puts the elaborate, grandiose plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort in their place. That actually the history of the wizarding world hinged on two teenage boys wrestling with each other. They weren't even using magic. It became an ugly little corner tussle for the possession of wands. And I really liked that - that very human moment, as opposed to these two wizards who were twitching strings and manipulating and implanting information and husbanding information and guarding information, you know? Ultimately it just came down to that, a little scuffle and fistfight in the corner and pulling a wand away.
  • Melissa Anelli: It says a lot about the world at large, I think, about conflict in the world, it's these little things -
  • J. K. Rowing: And the difference one individual can make. Always, the difference one individual can make.
Source: harryahistory.com