Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
saricahjessicaparker
corpseheiress

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers" with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

magebird

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works" is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

headlikeastealtrap
I’ve led a pretty good, pretty honest life. I really haven’t done a lot of the crazy stuff. So I would go out in a blaze of glory. Just all– sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. If I knew it was over, I was just gonna die, and there were really no consequences– and here’s the thing, I wouldn’t want to do anything bad, I’d want to spend time with the people I like and have fun and whatever– but I think that’s probably the way to go out. If you had any friends with you, I don’t know– again, I haven’t really done that many drugs, I’d try that– I’d eat a really awesome meal– I’d try to pick up any chicks that weren’t zombies yet– again, if there’s no ramifications. And if I was married and I had kids, I would probably want to spend time with my wife and kids. But where I am now, if it happened right here … where’s the drugs? And I don’t even know drugs, I don’t know where to start with that– I would feel like that one episode of Degrassi where this kid gets caught selling “drugs” and they don’t even go into what drugs he was doing. And that’s how naive I am about illicit substances– but I would be like, “pardon me, do you have any drugs?”
Patrick Stump, on what he would do if he woke up tomorrow morning and it was the zombie apocalypse [x] (via soulstumped)