This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
Lol I thought it said Pets Be Alone Together
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
my phone just autocorrected “don’t" to “fob" and I think that’s the most accurate representation of the last five months of my life you’re gonna get
infiniteaonchai asked:
That i am XD Hey chicky!
there’s this vent in my building and every time i walk past it i feel like it’s gonna whisper in a raspy voice something like “hey kid you ever killed a man"