Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lornrocks
namsblog:
“ fawun:
“ fitter-than-before:
“ skinnyfitandsexy:
“ jojoworksout:
“ skinny-alcoholic:
“ jojoworksout:
“ Wow, this is thought provoking.
”
Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:
When men (I’m not talking about all...
jojoworksout

Wow, this is thought provoking.

skinny-alcoholic

Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:

When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say it) look at pictures of stick thin models and say, “Ew, I like curves on a woman! Bones are for dogs!” blah blah blah blah.

But by curves they mean “a tiny waist and toned legs but a huge ass and boobs”. It is so much easier to just exercise yourself down to a thin/toned body than it is to have a giant ass and boobs AND a tight tummy. They think they’re being progressive by saying Kate Upton is more attractive than Keira Knightley and they’re not. They’re not not not. It’s just promoting another equally unattainable beauty standard. >80

jojoworksout

AGREED, 100%

skinnyfitandsexy

seriously !! ^^^^

fitter-than-before

^^ god bless this, 

fawun

this post

namsblog

This

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lornrocks
hitlervevo

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

im-fandoomed

Here in Canada you can

inc-omparable

Here in England we just… scream and run

chrissykilljoybitchtits

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

sherwat

Here in Australia you are the murderer

madsmikkelsensnipples

AusTRALiA

seraph5

We aren’t the murder!

Source: hitlervevo

10 Facts About Me

1. One of the greatest stories I have about my life is a lie and only one other person knows the truth.
2. I tried to learn the thriller dance once and gave up cause fuck its hard.
3. I learned to snowboard in Japan.
4. I’m a black belt.
5. I did a three year animation course and in spite of completing it with good marks I decided it wasn’t for me.
6. I’ve never had a boyfriend (or a girlfriend. The ladies just don’t do it for me quite like the boys do)
7. I had a runner up from Australian Idol sing me happy birthday when I was 19
8. I fell in front of Russell Brand, was narrowly caught by his security guard, had him say ‘are you alright darlin?’ And all I could say was 'I’m very small’
9. I walked amongst the ruins of Machu Pitchu before they closed it off the the public. It was incredible.
10. The first time I ran away from home I was 19 and it changed my life.