Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
geekoletta
the-eleventh-blog

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

so2460donewithyou

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

christianborles

yes

watson-i-am-your-turtle

yes

stonger-than-you-think

yes

shewhonotgrow

YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ. 

hulksmashmouth

yep

whovians-suffer-most

IT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING.

geekoletta
i-am-supersonic:
“ creepingmalaise:
“ My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:
“  I was pressed into squirrel rescue...
creepingmalaise

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:

I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.
i-am-supersonic

“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”

seraph5

Best late to work excuse ever

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