Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lornrocks
favabean05:
“ truthandglory:
“ assbanditkirk:
“ whoa canada
someone needs to turn down that sass level
”
Two things to know about Canada!
• We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
• We are sorry if you don’t
”
A few things you need to...
assbanditkirk

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

truthandglory

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t
favabean05

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 

  1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 
  2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
  3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
  4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
  5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
  6. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
  7. McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
  8. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

seraph5

Ok guys, come on now. Firstly Canada didn’t mention any old ladies only countries and theres a whole lot of countries that have those warnings so i don’t know why everyone is getting their noses out of joint. Secondly you’re not seriously going to let a tiny, itty, bitty little jab like this draw such a huge reaction are you? It merits a ‘lol ok canada you got me you silly bitch’ at most and nowhere near the impressive flying off the handle 'OH MY GOD CANADA SAYS THAT OLD LADY FROM THE CASE IS STUPID BECAUSE SHE BURNT HERSELF ON A MILLION DEGREE COFFEE WHAT ASSHOLES’.

Take a step back, a deep breath, read it again and realise it doesn’t mention old ladies or stupidity its just a teeny tiny joke at the expense of a COUNTRY (which i think should be able to take the humiliation of a canadian dig) and move on.

seriously tumblr get a sense of humour and learn not to blow things out of proportion
everdeen
treetopperstiel:
“ Point Pleasant AU
“   Dean Winchester grew up in the idyllic town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. A terrifying encounter with the supernatural during his childhood shaped his worldview and served as the catalyst for his...
treetopperstiel

Point Pleasant AU

Dean Winchester grew up in the idyllic town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. A terrifying encounter with the supernatural during his childhood shaped his worldview and served as the catalyst for his successful career as a bestselling horror writer. Dean left Point Pleasant at the age of twenty, driven from his hometown by rejection and heartbreak, but thirteen years after abandoning his home and family, Dean finds himself drawn back to the town by the promise of investigating the apparent reemergence of the supernatural creature responsible for Dean’s childhood nightmares.

Once back in Point Pleasant, Dean is confronted not only by the town’s resident monster, the Mothman, but also by his childhood best friend, Castiel Novak. Together, with Bobby Singer—the old drunk who lives on the edge of town—Dean and Castiel uncover the mystery of Point Pleasant’s Mothman in all its terrifying reality. Point Pleasant is a horror story, but aims to show that the ghosts that haunt us are sometimes made of flesh and blood. And sometimes, they lead us home. [x]

headlikeastealtrap
adreamasparkandaplacetobe:
“ lukefuentes:
“ wandererinthefog:
“ florence-the-fish:
“ theletterwschristmarseflap:
“ staycalmhavehope:
“ crownmalone:
“ “ pixierose1:
“ pussyharvest:
“ danielmcbatman:
“ cougarmeat:
“ Men feel the pressures of society...
cougarmeat

Men feel the pressures of society just as much as women. Through my internet searches I have come across nothing that encourages body positivity in men. This needs to change.

danielmcbatman

Please, tell me of the struggles this dude faces as a white male. I’m really interested in hearing about the alternate reality that he inhabits. 

pussyharvest

WHAT A DUMBASS POST

CRY HARDER WHITE BOY

pixierose1

Booohooooo who says all girls wanna look like barbie dipshit

crownmalone

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you guys honestly saying that just because he’s a man and white? Are you fucking kidding me? You all do realize what you’re technically saying right? You’re pretty much saying that that this guy has no right to be sad because there are people out there who have it worse. I thought that was one of the main things you never tell a person with depression, so why are any of you saying that here?

Seriously, what world do you guys live in? What if a white man abused as a child? What if they were told that they were not good enough by their family and and people around him? Do you think every white guy lives a life where everybody loves them, nobody thinks they’re ugly and they get everything they want by simply asking for it once? You have to be a complete fool to believe that.

Are you trying to tell me that a white person can’t be depressed because he is “privileged over everybody else”? Let me put it to you like this: Let’s say a white man loses his job, is insecure about his body (because maybe he’s not very tall or muscular, which is what society today tells a man he should look like), and has no friends. Now let’s say you have a successful black business woman who makes a lot of money, has a great social life, but also has depression. Which one of these two people has more right to be depressed? The answer: NEITHER!!!! Because depression is not always about how successful you are life or what you have. Depression is feeling that you’re not a good enough person no matter who you are and how hard you try.

All you that contributed to the above commentary should be ashamed of yourselves. There are people out there, include white boys, who hate themselves because of their looks. They will self harm just like anybody else with self hate issues, but none of you care. All you care about is their gender and skin color. I’d hate to see what any of you would say if ever met a cutter that happened to be a white guy. What would you say when if showed you his scars? Would you laugh in his face? What if he told you that he attempted suicide? Would you roll your eyes at him?

None of you are any better than those racist and sexist people you claim to hate so much. You don’t want equality. You want anybody that shares physical similarities with “the oppressor” to feel like shit. You want people who to be looked down upon because of the their race and gender; two things they have no control over. How is that any better than someone belittling a black/hispanic/asian/etc person because of a broad and untrue generalization?

I’ve come to realize this important fact: Tumblr isn’t the safe haven for logical people that so many people want to claim it is. It’s full immature, hypocritical , and ignorant people just like any other website. I don’t care if I lose followers because of this. This has to stop.

staycalmhavehope

^this is probably one of the best things I’ve read. 

theletterwschristmarseflap

The last paragraph. If I wasn’t on mobile I’d bold the everliving Hell out of it for emphasis.

florence-the-fish

bold-ed the last bit for person above

wandererinthefog

this needs to be seen by everyone cause tumblr is at war with itself. we have a hundred factions, none of us are sympathetic to any other group.

lukefuentes

This exists. This is the internet.

adreamasparkandaplacetobe

preach