Tumbling Like Alice

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lornrocks
  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
  • Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
  • Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
lornrocks
thanl:
“ angryfeministlucifer:
“ ikbengewoondezeman:
“ If feminism were truly about GENDER EQUALITY why the fuck is it called feminism and not gender equalism?
What I’ve seen so far is all about women wanting special privileges and none of the...
ikbengewoondezeman

If feminism were truly about GENDER EQUALITY why the fuck is it called feminism and not gender equalism?

What I’ve seen so far is all about women wanting special privileges and none of the responsibilities that go along with it.

angryfeministlucifer

Let me explain something about equality, you ignorant little meatsack.

Let’s say we’ve got two people… Let’s call ‘em Adam and Eve. For breakfast, Adam gets two bunches of grapes and Eve only gets one. Except, Eve’s hungry, and it’s not fair that she doesn’t get as much food as Adam, so she asks for another bunch of grapes, so things can be fair. But Adam? Adam insists that if Eve gets one more bunch of grapes, he should get one more, because he says that’s equal.

Except now Adam’s still got one more bunch of grapes than Eve, and even though the were given an equal amount, the result wasn’t equal.

What women want is the equal result. Because, let’s face it, the situation with men and women right now is not equal. Gender equality is not about giving men more, gender equality is about bringing women to the place men are now. Responsibilities and all.

And yes, that means it might seem like they’re getting “special treatment”, because the problems that need to be solved for women are often things that men don’t have. Once the gap is filled, it’ll be about improving things for everyone, but first things have to be fair.

Satan bless.

thanl

bless the soul you don’t have, lucifer.

<3

lornrocks
mortallyfoolish

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

ninjabrianhasanstd

Same.

effinglioness

Elle Woods 4ever

ronstormer

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

teiledesganzen

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

ivegotagoldenticket

theretardedcroissant

I love how she comes off as stupid when she’s actually incredibly friggin’ smart and uses that against those who look down on her uwu