“Stop… Control yourself”
cats are so fucking sassy
Ladies, you don’t have to put on all that makeup and get dressed up. I like my women all natural (as long as they still look gorgeous and put together at all times).
Male proverb (via wretchedoftheearth)
I have actually had a guy as much as tell me this. He’s not a dick but i did want to put an arm around his neck and go ‘Oh sweetie. That kind of girl doesn’t exist'
Errrng! *is curled up around a pillow* I hate it when I fight with my mum. This is not my night. I wonder if when I move out ill actually want to clean my own house. Like if that feeling will just magically appear and ill just end up like my parents. I’m just gonna assume it will. I remember way back at the beginning of my memory when my parents where my age our house was always a mess. It was nice. And fun. And technicolor. I hate life.
I don’t know about you guys but it got super violent in our house during that second last match. There was screaming and shouting and ‘CRUSH HIM FEDERER!’ 'SMASH HIM TO DUST!’ 'FINISH HIM!!’. You’d think it was a wrestling smack down championship.
Me and my two friends all looked at each other simultaneously like ‘if there’s a key, then there has to be a lock’