Tumbling Like Alice (Posts tagged Guillermo de la Cruz)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Guillermo is sitting in a chair in the sitting room chatting to the camera crew about he and Nandor dating.

Guillermo: yeah so we’ve been going out for about a month now and so far it’s going pretty well. It’s nice to get to do things for Nandor because I want to not because I have to. Honestly he actually likes being ordered around a bit. Especially *Guillermo leans forward lowering his voice conspiratorially* you know where.

Camera cuts to Nandor attempting to make Guillermo a tea. It’s going poorly.

Guillermo: I mean I know he has had like 64 spouses or whatever but when they called him relentless they were not kidding-

Nandor sticks his head in through the door: Guillermo! Are you telling them about our sex life?! Little rascal!

Guillermo *sweetly and teasingly*: sorry master

*Nandor shuffles out of the room, placated. Guillermo’s eyes flick back to the camera*

Guillermo: I’m the master now.

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✨Guillermo and Nandor’s Wedding✨

“My sweet, sweet Guillermo”

“My Nandor”

ID: There are three variations of the same image of Guillermo and Nandor at their wedding. Guillermo is standing in front of Nandor leaning into him with both hands rested on his chest and is looking up lovingly into his eyes. His nose is brushed up against Nandor’s. Though they are standing in moonlight they are bathed in the warm glow of their love. Guillermo is wearing a formal vest with a black shiny silk back and a dark grey front over a white plain shirt. He is wearing formal black pants with a decorative red stripe down the leg and brown shiny leather shoes. Nandor is also leaning into Guillermo his hands on either side of his face. The hand we see is just lightly curled into his hair as if he just tucked an errant curl behind Guillermo’s ear. Nandor is hovering so close to Guillermo it is clear that this is a moment before a kiss. Nandor’s wedding attire is very detailed and lavish.

He is wearing a gold shirt and striped turquoise and gold pants. Over this is a formal lace gown tied at the waist with a long gold sash. The lace has a repeating flower pattern that sits over the top of his clothing creating a translucent effect through which you can see the clothes underneath. Around his neck he is wearing necklaces with rubies, emeralds and pearls. He also has a gold chains around his biceps with a large ruby at the centre and pearls on either side. On his wrist he is wearing pearls and on his hand his largest ring. He has a decorative sword at his hip with a red and gold sheath. He is wearing mustard yellow sandals.

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Nandor and Guillermo are THE ship do give us "because I love you, you idiot!" screamed in the middle of an argument

And I for one want that so much

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I love that the wwdits fandom have wordlessly agreed that a nandermo love confession wouldn’t be right without screaming and a ‘you idiot’ included in it somewhere because, and this is crucial, they are definitely idiots in love

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Nandor gives Guillermo an outfit to celebrate his Accession Day in.

ID: there is one image of Guillermo and Nandor standing side by side. Guillermo is wearing ornate Ottoman Empire style garb. A sash is tied around his waist securing a sword to his hip. He is looking up at Nandor a little stunned as Nandor says “you know, you look quite handsome in this outfit”. Guillermo replies with “thank you, master” as he admires Nandor’s beautiful visage. He is dressed in a regal formal outfit with a long over the shoulder robe that has beads and tassels hanging from it.

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Well. Look. It was good of them to be up front about it. Now no-one can say they are stringing us along or that there’s nothing there. There’s something there but not in S4. Maybe eventually tho. The ‘soon’ carries a lot of weight.

(also just saying sounds a heck of a lot like what I predicted maybe minus the love confession. Now I’m like do one of the other vampires realise it and cock block the wedding without saying why??????? SO EXCITING TO DO PREDICTIONS)

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Guillermo trying on Nandor’s dressing gown. Just cause. He likes how it looks ✨

ID: there is a single image of Guillermo standing facing the viewer directly. He is wearing one of Nandor’s dressing gowns which is huge on him. Under that he has his regular at home slacks, a collared shirt and a v neck sweater vest. He is fixing his glasses and grinning - clearly ‘feeling himself’ in this plush attire.

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