Tumbling Like Alice (Posts tagged Guillermo de la Cruz)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

*mentions of wwdits unverified S4 leaks ahead*

I wrote an outline for a fic about how I think season 4 will end. Pls enjoy:

The whole fic is Guillermo agonizing over the new woman in Nandor’s life and trying to accept her and trying to accept that they’re going to be together. Then they announce that they are going to get married and Guillermo decides that he doesn’t want to be a vampire/stay at the house anymore. But when he goes to tell Nandor, Nandor is like I’m so happy and I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you and therefore as a thank you on the night I’m going to get married I’ll turn you into a vampire because afterwards I’ll have my lovely wife to do all these things for me.

Guillermo says thank you and bites his tongue and tries to be happy about it finally happening. When he looks at himself in the mirror he tries to see himself the way he saw himself when he started but being a vampire is not at all what he thought. On the night of the wedding he gets Nandor ready feeling sick to his stomach, trying to convince himself that it’s just nerves. He opens his mouth to say something to Nandor and then his bride to be sweeps in. And he sees them together and in an instant knows how his eternity will play out. Nandor will get married. He and his wife will live with Nadja and Laszlo and they will all be deliriously happy with each other and he and Collin Robinson will stand on the outside looking in. Except what will nourish Collin will empty Guillermo till there is nothing left of him.

Nandor leans in to bite him and Guillermo feels like he’s going to be sick with the desperate desire to have Nandor claim him in the way he’s been dreaming of long before he even loved him.

Almost reactively Guillermo shouts no, shoves Nandor away and storms out. Nandor is like “Guillermo!?” In his standard winey voice and follows after him leaving his bride to be “where are you going? Guillermo!!” And Guillermo is storming out of the house and Nandor shouts from the top step this time he more serious tone “Guillermo! Where are you going? The wedding is about to start” “I can’t do it! I can’t have you turn me and then go to your wedding and spend an eternal life with all of you -”

“Why?”

“BECAUSE I LOVE YOU” Guillermo snarls angry heartbroken tears breaking free

“Well that is not new many familiars have loved-” Nandor begins but Guillermo cuts him off taking one step back toward him.

“I-am-in-love…with you” Guillermo says slowly and deliberately delivering every word like his wishes it was a punch “though GOD” Nandor hisses in discomfort “knows why. You’re so selfish and arrogant and don’t care about me at all”

“That’s not true” Nandor’s voice hangs onto his pouty affect and Guillermo grimaces before turning away.

“I can’t believe I wasted 13 years of my life on you”

“Your mini Fridge-”

“Keep it!” Guillermo is already down the street.

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Anyway there’s my best guess about the end of season XD I won’t be writing the thing I’m still writing the star trek fic I foolishly teased.

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Camera crew catching a sneaky shot of Nandor’s room 👀👀👀

When I tell you that Nandor’s room has SO. MUCH. DETAIL. Don’t know if you knew but Nandor has decorative wainscoting on the bottom half of the walls of his room and it is opulently rendered in slabs of persian marquina. I know that because I drew it up (even though it ended up being mostly in shadow. Anyway. Here is also a close up:

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ID: There is a single image; a slightly ajar door is framing a view of the inside of Nandor’s room from the corridor. Inside Nandor and Guillermo are stealing a kiss, Guillermo sitting on Nandor’s coffin and Nandor standing and leaning into him. They are both in comfortable attire; Guillermo in one of his signature sweaters, slacks and slippers, Nandor in his long gold dressing gown with an intricate gothic design. Candles and an open fire light up the room with warmth as they share a moment alone.

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✨WIP ✨ Camera crew catches a sneaky shot of Nandor’s room 👀

ID: There is a single image; a slightly ajar door is framing a view of the inside of Nandor’s room from the corridor. Inside Nandor and Guillermo are stealing a kiss, Guillermo sitting on Nandor’s coffin and Nandor standing and leaning into him. They are both in comfortable attire Guillermo in one of his signature sweaters, slacks and slippers, Nandor in his long gold dressing gown with an intricate gothic design. Candles and an open fire light up the room with warmth as they share a moment alone.

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Guillermo: Are you ready to give in, master?

Nandor *low hungry growling*: Never.

Fully NSFW ver here for all you 18+ peeps 💖:

https://twitter.com/sassy_spade/status/1528385951332204545?s=21&t=sARtqvbdAq-inp9GmVFcZQ

ID: Guillermo has Nandor tied up with deep red bondage rope and in his arms. They are engaging in light cross related bdsm. Sorry the description is minimal on this one. Since I’ve cropped the pic to hide the nsfw bits it feels like describing the situation in detail would also then be nsfw.

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🔥✨ WIP ✨🔥 A little light bdsm based on the openly horny looks Nandor gave Guillermo both the time he slapped him and when they were fighting. More of the wip here - https://twitter.com/sassy_spade/status/1526212370615668736?s=21&t=uprKITgKgO-TA1mF6aVo2w

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FINISHED SKETCH: finished very NSFW pic now available here https://twitter.com/sassy_spade/status/1526458555208851456?s=21&t=lKRIAnsyCrar0UpbVpjh4g

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🔥✨ WIP ✨🔥 A little light bdsm based on the openly horny looks Nandor gave Guillermo both the time he slapped him and when they were fighting. More of the wip here - https://twitter.com/sassy_spade/status/1526212370615668736?s=21&t=uprKITgKgO-TA1mF6aVo2w

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TFW you’re the only sober person at the party and also committed a murder.

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Yes Nandor stroking the stair master thinking it’s Guillermo, then the panic on his face when he’s shouting ‘where’s Guillermo!?’

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Nandermo really strikes me as a ship that wouldn’t have a lot of moments of tenderness but listening to Kayvan talk about how Nandor is looking for things in the romances he is perusing that he kind of already has with Guillermo makes me think that if they did get together, and if Nandor knew what that meant for him, they could share a moment like this. Of tenderness and connection and sweetness. Even if just for one private moment.

ID: Guillermo and Nandor are floating high above Staten island lit by the glittering stars in the night sky. Nandor’s right arm is wrapped around Guillermo’s upper thigh so that he is held up high above Nandor’s shoulders. His left arm is wrapped around Guillermo’s side and up to his back, holding him safe and secure. Nandor has his head tucked under Guillermo’s chin and his lips are pressed to his neck affectionately. He is wearing a long luscious velvet red cape with ornate gold trim, a chocolate brown tunic with a stitched linework pattern throughout and a gold undershirt. His pants are a dark grey and he is wearing high leather boots that begin just under his knee. He is blushing slightly and his expression is peaceful, eyes closed. Guillermo has a huge grin on his face and blush across his cheeks and ears. His hand is tangled in Nandor’s curtain of hair. His left leg has popped with the kiss. He is wearing a brown patterned sweater, striped white shirt, khaki pants and black shoes.

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