Guillermo is sitting in a chair in the sitting room chatting to the camera crew about he and Nandor dating.
Guillermo: yeah so we’ve been going out for about a month now and so far it’s going pretty well. It’s nice to get to do things for Nandor because I want to not because I have to. Honestly he actually likes being ordered around a bit. Especially *Guillermo leans forward lowering his voice conspiratorially* you know where.
Camera cuts to Nandor attempting to make Guillermo a tea. It’s going poorly.
Guillermo: I mean I know he has had like 64 spouses or whatever but when they called him relentless they were not kidding-
Nandor sticks his head in through the door: Guillermo! Are you telling them about our sex life?! Little rascal!
Guillermo *sweetly and teasingly*: sorry master
*Nandor shuffles out of the room, placated. Guillermo’s eyes flick back to the camera*
Guillermo: I’m the master now.









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