✨WDDITS S4 SPOILERS AHEAD✨
Fam what if Nandor gets down to his last wish and is like ‘for my last wish I just wish to find the love of my eternal life’ and the Djinn clicks his pen and is gone and nothing happens. And Nandor is like 'what the fuck’ and angrily starts searching the house muttering 'fuck-king GUY couldn’t even get my last wish right. Where are you my beloved?’ and comes into the sitting room and Guillermo is reading and Nandor’s like 'have you seen anyone?’ and Guillermo is like 'no Lazslo and Nadja took Colin out to the park-’ and Nandor’s like 'NOT THEM someone else. The last wish I made with the Djinn was to find the love of my eternal life but I can’t find anyone! The only one here is-’
Guillermo *wide eyes*: ’..no’
Nandor *wide eyes*: ’…you’
Guillermo: 'No-no-no that would be crazy right!?’
Nandor *nodding*: Totally crazy
Guillermo *panicking but trying to cover it up by being helpful*: Maybe they’re in the basement!
Nandor: Yes! I haven’t checked there! I’ll go now!
*Cut to Nandor in an interview room shell shocked thousand yard staring*
Nandor:……it’s Guillermo
*Cut to Guillermo pacing while talking at a million miles an hour*
Guillermo: no no no because no be-cause no…no hahaha no no no Nandor is-no NO!……oh god oh god oh god……*nods* I am. No…yes I am. I am the love of Nandor’s life. Oh god.
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