Tumbling Like Alice (Posts tagged Nandor)

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✨WDDITS S4 SPOILERS AHEAD✨

Fam what if Nandor gets down to his last wish and is like ‘for my last wish I just wish to find the love of my eternal life’ and the Djinn clicks his pen and is gone and nothing happens. And Nandor is like 'what the fuck’ and angrily starts searching the house muttering 'fuck-king GUY couldn’t even get my last wish right. Where are you my beloved?’ and comes into the sitting room and Guillermo is reading and Nandor’s like 'have you seen anyone?’ and Guillermo is like 'no Lazslo and Nadja took Colin out to the park-’ and Nandor’s like 'NOT THEM someone else. The last wish I made with the Djinn was to find the love of my eternal life but I can’t find anyone! The only one here is-’

Guillermo *wide eyes*: ’..no’

Nandor *wide eyes*: ’…you’

Guillermo: 'No-no-no that would be crazy right!?’

Nandor *nodding*: Totally crazy

Guillermo *panicking but trying to cover it up by being helpful*: Maybe they’re in the basement!

Nandor: Yes! I haven’t checked there! I’ll go now!

*Cut to Nandor in an interview room shell shocked thousand yard staring*

Nandor:……it’s Guillermo

*Cut to Guillermo pacing while talking at a million miles an hour*

Guillermo: no no no because no be-cause no…no hahaha no no no Nandor is-no NO!……oh god oh god oh god……*nods* I am. No…yes I am. I am the love of Nandor’s life. Oh god.

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I can't for the life in me to explain how much i fucking love the fact that Guillermo is fucking deranged. I don't care that it's toxic, i don't care that he's objectively garbage. This man dedicated years of his life literally slaved himself just to become a fucking monster because he wanted to fuck Antonio Banderas as a teenager. You look at him at first and think "oh this poor thing" but NO, HE'S FUCKING CRAZY. HE'S A BITCH, HE KILLS PEOPLE, HE'S A LYING BASTARD, HE'S A MANIPULATIVE WHORE (albeit not a specially good one) IN A CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY WITH TWO PEAS FROM BRAIN JUST BECAUSE, THE MOMENT NANDOR TRIED TO GO AWAY HE WAS LIKE NO BITCH, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE

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I do think though we desperately love Guillermo, and we do so much, he is a bit more of a psycho than is often discussed. Like everyone is like poor baby being treated so bad by the vampires and I’m like for 11 years minimum he brought teenagers to be murdered and eaten on the chance that he might also get to murder and eat teens and be powerful likeee. If you ask me if he deserves Nandor I would say yes.

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Fic Recs

@crack–attack @steve-keychain ya’ll asked for the fic recs that inspired this (they both have nsfw stuff):

- with mortal pangs

Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor. Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34600642/chapters/86131606

It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy

“My darkest darling, Giz-Guillermo’s been dosed with some of Lilith’s finest party brew.” Hearing Laszlo pronounce his name correctly should not have been doing the things to Guillermo’s dick that it was doing.

“And, my dear, I believe Guillermo just took me up on my offer to lend a helping hand.” Laszlo said with a small flourish.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28822494

Also the what we do in the shadow’s vampires eyes go yellow when they’re being extra vampy:

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