“What’s the word for what you are?”
“Polyamorous?”
Down, but definitely not out
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So that season 4 scene.... how are feel feeling theys and gays...... how are we feeling....
*screamy voice* WHAT THE FUCK
I can't for the life in me to explain how much i fucking love the fact that Guillermo is fucking deranged. I don't care that it's toxic, i don't care that he's objectively garbage. This man dedicated years of his life literally slaved himself just to become a fucking monster because he wanted to fuck Antonio Banderas as a teenager. You look at him at first and think "oh this poor thing" but NO, HE'S FUCKING CRAZY. HE'S A BITCH, HE KILLS PEOPLE, HE'S A LYING BASTARD, HE'S A MANIPULATIVE WHORE (albeit not a specially good one) IN A CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY WITH TWO PEAS FROM BRAIN JUST BECAUSE, THE MOMENT NANDOR TRIED TO GO AWAY HE WAS LIKE NO BITCH, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE
I do think though we desperately love Guillermo, and we do so much, he is a bit more of a psycho than is often discussed. Like everyone is like poor baby being treated so bad by the vampires and I’m like for 11 years minimum he brought teenagers to be murdered and eaten on the chance that he might also get to murder and eat teens and be powerful likeee. If you ask me if he deserves Nandor I would say yes.
Nandor thirsting for Guillermo
(I know it’s not but it could be)
Now that I already make a serious take about the interview and all that i'm gonna say
How can you make The Slap™ scene and than say that they don't have anything sexual going on????
My guys Nandor fucking GROWLED the sexual tension was paupable are you fucking kidding me
He was so thirsty for Guillermo in that moment it was crazy. Gagged with how much he wanted him. It was nuts.
Fic Recs
@crack–attack @steve-keychain ya’ll asked for the fic recs that inspired this (they both have nsfw stuff):
- with mortal pangs
Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor. Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34600642/chapters/86131606
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
“My darkest darling, Giz-Guillermo’s been dosed with some of Lilith’s finest party brew.” Hearing Laszlo pronounce his name correctly should not have been doing the things to Guillermo’s dick that it was doing.
“And, my dear, I believe Guillermo just took me up on my offer to lend a helping hand.” Laszlo said with a small flourish.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28822494
Also the what we do in the shadow’s vampires eyes go yellow when they’re being extra vampy:
*Possible spoilers ahead*
Ok so *puts hands together* I gotta get this off my chest so I can do any work today. I am disappointed that Nandor and Guillermo are non-sexual soulmates according to an interview with the creators (link below). The vampires are very sexual and Guillermo is a snack and Nandor is literally friends with bennies with Laszlo so…like I know I get it, some people were pulling for an ace-y/the rare deep meaningful non-sexual friendship for them but.
The breathless desperate desire Guillermo has to please and protect and be close to Nandor feels very much like romantic pining and the many times Nandor has shown an absolutely reckless capacity to throw his life away for Guillermo and be possessive of him and care about him in a way he doesn’t care about anyone else feels romantic.
It feels romantic to me in a way that could comfortably also include a sexual component. Naturally it would give the game away to say they are falling in love and I don’t need the creators to tell me that they are. But I don’t want them to tell me they aren’t and this feels very much like that is the conceit here.
https://twitter.com/stiickerrs/status/1538974645818228737?t=vbNM_dYQgLzbNLMF805Gog&s=19
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