I can't for the life in me to explain how much i fucking love the fact that Guillermo is fucking deranged. I don't care that it's toxic, i don't care that he's objectively garbage. This man dedicated years of his life literally slaved himself just to become a fucking monster because he wanted to fuck Antonio Banderas as a teenager. You look at him at first and think "oh this poor thing" but NO, HE'S FUCKING CRAZY. HE'S A BITCH, HE KILLS PEOPLE, HE'S A LYING BASTARD, HE'S A MANIPULATIVE WHORE (albeit not a specially good one) IN A CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY WITH TWO PEAS FROM BRAIN JUST BECAUSE, THE MOMENT NANDOR TRIED TO GO AWAY HE WAS LIKE NO BITCH, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE
I do think though we desperately love Guillermo, and we do so much, he is a bit more of a psycho than is often discussed. Like everyone is like poor baby being treated so bad by the vampires and I’m like for 11 years minimum he brought teenagers to be murdered and eaten on the chance that he might also get to murder and eat teens and be powerful likeee. If you ask me if he deserves Nandor I would say yes.
✨I just had to colour her in ✨
✨ Hidden detail✨ ‘Vamps’ is what is written on her shirt.
ID: there is a single image. It is a digital illustration of Nadja in an American baseball uniform strutting towards the viewer. She has the bat rested across her shoulders, a baseball cap on backwards and two huge pigtails. She has high red socks into which striped pants are tucked and a loose white shirt tucked into the pants. She is shouting out to Laszlo “Darling!! Did you see that hit!!”. We must assume it was a home run.
The gang decides to play baseball. You know, like Twilight.
(Ok maybe I just wanted to draw Nadja in huge pigtails in a baseball cap)
ID: there is a single image. It is a digital illustration of Nadja in an American baseball uniform strutting towards the viewer. She has the bat rested across her shoulders, a baseball cap on backwards and two huge pigtails. She has high red socks into which striped pants are tucked and a loose white shirt tucked into the pants. She is shouting out to Laszlo “Darling!! Did you see that hit!!”. We must assume it was a home run.
Fic Recs
@crack–attack @steve-keychain ya’ll asked for the fic recs that inspired this (they both have nsfw stuff):
- with mortal pangs
Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor. Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34600642/chapters/86131606
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
“My darkest darling, Giz-Guillermo’s been dosed with some of Lilith’s finest party brew.” Hearing Laszlo pronounce his name correctly should not have been doing the things to Guillermo’s dick that it was doing.
“And, my dear, I believe Guillermo just took me up on my offer to lend a helping hand.” Laszlo said with a small flourish.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28822494
Also the what we do in the shadow’s vampires eyes go yellow when they’re being extra vampy:
Been reading some very good fics lately that look at the more literal interpretation of Nandor as vampire so I thought I would draw that.
ID: the image is a black and white digital illustration of Nandor the Relentless. His hair is untied and hanging around his face in a messy tangle. The lower part of his face and the front of his body is splattered with blood. His lips are shiny with the wetness of it. His eyes are glowing gold - the only part of the image in colour. He is staring directly at the viewer.
Guillermo is sitting in a chair in the sitting room chatting to the camera crew about he and Nandor dating.
Guillermo: yeah so we’ve been going out for about a month now and so far it’s going pretty well. It’s nice to get to do things for Nandor because I want to not because I have to. Honestly he actually likes being ordered around a bit. Especially *Guillermo leans forward lowering his voice conspiratorially* you know where.
Camera cuts to Nandor attempting to make Guillermo a tea. It’s going poorly.
Guillermo: I mean I know he has had like 64 spouses or whatever but when they called him relentless they were not kidding-
Nandor sticks his head in through the door: Guillermo! Are you telling them about our sex life?! Little rascal!
Guillermo *sweetly and teasingly*: sorry master
*Nandor shuffles out of the room, placated. Guillermo’s eyes flick back to the camera*
Guillermo: I’m the master now.
✨Guillermo and Nandor’s Wedding✨
“My sweet, sweet Guillermo”
“My Nandor”
ID: There are three variations of the same image of Guillermo and Nandor at their wedding. Guillermo is standing in front of Nandor leaning into him with both hands rested on his chest and is looking up lovingly into his eyes. His nose is brushed up against Nandor’s. Though they are standing in moonlight they are bathed in the warm glow of their love. Guillermo is wearing a formal vest with a black shiny silk back and a dark grey front over a white plain shirt. He is wearing formal black pants with a decorative red stripe down the leg and brown shiny leather shoes. Nandor is also leaning into Guillermo his hands on either side of his face. The hand we see is just lightly curled into his hair as if he just tucked an errant curl behind Guillermo’s ear. Nandor is hovering so close to Guillermo it is clear that this is a moment before a kiss. Nandor’s wedding attire is very detailed and lavish.
He is wearing a gold shirt and striped turquoise and gold pants. Over this is a formal lace gown tied at the waist with a long gold sash. The lace has a repeating flower pattern that sits over the top of his clothing creating a translucent effect through which you can see the clothes underneath. Around his neck he is wearing necklaces with rubies, emeralds and pearls. He also has a gold chains around his biceps with a large ruby at the centre and pearls on either side. On his wrist he is wearing pearls and on his hand his largest ring. He has a decorative sword at his hip with a red and gold sheath. He is wearing mustard yellow sandals.













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