Tumbling Like Alice (Posts tagged wwdits)

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Nandermo Merry Go Round

Everything below this is mostly the wild rantings of a woman waiting for a tv show. There might be a leaked spoiler or two but mostly refers to stuff Harvey and Kayvan have said/speculation.

I think I’m going to have to write a case for and against the likelihood of Nandermo now. I’m like….did going straight from ofmd to wwdits give me unrealistic shipspectations? Did my brain go of course the people who clearly love each other but won’t admit it are romantically in love. Today alone I’ve seen a video of Kayvan doing Nandor on cameo being like ‘I love Guillermo but not in that way’ in a non-joking way and Harvey posting on Twitter that 'save your tears’ and 'both sides now’ are theme songs for Guillermo in s4. Now there’s a lot of interpretations of those songs but for me, they hit a super 'we are no longer together’ 'sliding doors’ vibe :/ Which I’m like well. Maybe this is actually a one-sided romantic pining situation.

Yes, way back in the past Kayvan said Guillermo is the best thing that’s happened to Nandor, Guillermo has everything he’s looking for in his romantic partners but can’t find and Nandor does risk his life for Guillermo (a ridiculous unheard of act for a vampire to do for their familiar) but the cameo video was posted only a year ago whereas those other statements were from a few years ago. I know that a lot of these are from Kayvan and Harvey and not like the writers/creators but they wouldn’t be allowed to post certain stuff without the go-ahead. They could both be just fucking about too Harvey does seem to very much lean on both sides in interviews of maybe Guillermo loves him but mayyyybe he doesn’t maaaybe their relationship isn’t like that whoooo knows. And I’m like. Harvey. I beg.

Kayvan’s just like let me tell you every way you could see Nandor through every prism, every possibility laid out before you BUT Kayvan has also said stuff about Nandor in the past that’s been shown to not line up with Nandor in the show. Though seemingly not cause he was trying to mislead just because that’s not how the writers wrote it.

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Originally posted by conscience-killer

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“Yes, you’re right. Rude, a complete scoundrel, nothing there to like at all”

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Why he so pretty tho?

ID: Nandor is leaning towards Guillermo, staring deeply into his eyes. Nandor is shirtless, his hair is messy and hanging about his shoulders. He has a necklace hanging around his neck with a large gem inside. Guillermo is staring longingly up into Nandor’s beautiful face. He is wearing a knitted sleeveless sweater and stripy shirt.

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Guillermo trying on Nandor’s dressing gown. Just cause. He likes how it looks ✨

ID: there is a single image of Guillermo standing facing the viewer directly. He is wearing one of Nandor’s dressing gowns which is huge on him. Under that he has his regular at home slacks, a collared shirt and a v neck sweater vest. He is fixing his glasses and grinning - clearly ‘feeling himself’ in this plush attire.

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*mentions of wwdits unverified S4 leaks ahead*

I wrote an outline for a fic about how I think season 4 will end. Pls enjoy:

The whole fic is Guillermo agonizing over the new woman in Nandor’s life and trying to accept her and trying to accept that they’re going to be together. Then they announce that they are going to get married and Guillermo decides that he doesn’t want to be a vampire/stay at the house anymore. But when he goes to tell Nandor, Nandor is like I’m so happy and I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you and therefore as a thank you on the night I’m going to get married I’ll turn you into a vampire because afterwards I’ll have my lovely wife to do all these things for me.

Guillermo says thank you and bites his tongue and tries to be happy about it finally happening. When he looks at himself in the mirror he tries to see himself the way he saw himself when he started but being a vampire is not at all what he thought. On the night of the wedding he gets Nandor ready feeling sick to his stomach, trying to convince himself that it’s just nerves. He opens his mouth to say something to Nandor and then his bride to be sweeps in. And he sees them together and in an instant knows how his eternity will play out. Nandor will get married. He and his wife will live with Nadja and Laszlo and they will all be deliriously happy with each other and he and Collin Robinson will stand on the outside looking in. Except what will nourish Collin will empty Guillermo till there is nothing left of him.

Nandor leans in to bite him and Guillermo feels like he’s going to be sick with the desperate desire to have Nandor claim him in the way he’s been dreaming of long before he even loved him.

Almost reactively Guillermo shouts no, shoves Nandor away and storms out. Nandor is like “Guillermo!?” In his standard winey voice and follows after him leaving his bride to be “where are you going? Guillermo!!” And Guillermo is storming out of the house and Nandor shouts from the top step this time he more serious tone “Guillermo! Where are you going? The wedding is about to start” “I can’t do it! I can’t have you turn me and then go to your wedding and spend an eternal life with all of you -”

“Why?”

“BECAUSE I LOVE YOU” Guillermo snarls angry heartbroken tears breaking free

“Well that is not new many familiars have loved-” Nandor begins but Guillermo cuts him off taking one step back toward him.

“I-am-in-love…with you” Guillermo says slowly and deliberately delivering every word like his wishes it was a punch “though GOD” Nandor hisses in discomfort “knows why. You’re so selfish and arrogant and don’t care about me at all”

“That’s not true” Nandor’s voice hangs onto his pouty affect and Guillermo grimaces before turning away.

“I can’t believe I wasted 13 years of my life on you”

“Your mini Fridge-”

“Keep it!” Guillermo is already down the street.

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Anyway there’s my best guess about the end of season XD I won’t be writing the thing I’m still writing the star trek fic I foolishly teased.

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Camera crew catching a sneaky shot of Nandor’s room 👀👀👀

When I tell you that Nandor’s room has SO. MUCH. DETAIL. Don’t know if you knew but Nandor has decorative wainscoting on the bottom half of the walls of his room and it is opulently rendered in slabs of persian marquina. I know that because I drew it up (even though it ended up being mostly in shadow. Anyway. Here is also a close up:

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ID: There is a single image; a slightly ajar door is framing a view of the inside of Nandor’s room from the corridor. Inside Nandor and Guillermo are stealing a kiss, Guillermo sitting on Nandor’s coffin and Nandor standing and leaning into him. They are both in comfortable attire; Guillermo in one of his signature sweaters, slacks and slippers, Nandor in his long gold dressing gown with an intricate gothic design. Candles and an open fire light up the room with warmth as they share a moment alone.

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