KNIVES OUT (2019)
dir. Rian Johnson
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
What’s amazing about this is that Hemingway’s writing is never this good in any other situation
Super quick lunchtime sketch of Semir based on a RADONK fic called Falling In Reverse by @maonethedwarf I’m gonna do a proper one later
- Interviewer: Okay, it's Jennifer Aniston's body but she has Andy's head.
- Joe: Definitely, without a doubt. He's a handsome man.
- Patrick: *Shaking head*
- Interviewer: With absolutely a fabulous body.
- Joe: He's a handsome man.
- Interviewer: With Jennifer Aniston's body.
- Joe: He's got a great body as it is.
- Patrick: I-
- Joe: So it's all- Either way I'm-
- Patrick: Andy's a lovely man but..
- Joe: He's a HANDSOME man.
- Patrick: It's too weird..
- Joe: He's a HANDSOME man.
- Patrick: It's too weird!
- Interviewer: He's so creeped out back there.
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